April 2013
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4fagsunderthestars:
4fagsunderthestars:
hey there delilah whats it like up in rack city?
i see 10s of 10s of 20s laying down upon your titties
yes i do
no one can twerk dat ass like you
i swear its true
if you keep reblogging this I will eat your parents
jakefromstate-farm:
why fall in love when you can fall asleep
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wtfstyls:
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
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heroesaresupposedtofight asked: You make me laugh, you make me smile, you make me feel feels when you're going through one of your flashback moments. You're a great friend and I can't wait for November. <3
March 2013
bbcsherlockftw:
Oh my god so one time I was at this camp when I was about… 10 or 11. There was this English girl there, and we were talking about my hair.
So I said: “I know, my bangs are getting really long.”
Her reply: ”No, not bangs. Fringe. They fringe your face; they don’t bang your face.”
And that’s the story of how I began to question the intelligence of Americans.
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forbrightskies:
If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
captainnaustralia:
captainnaustralia:
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
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Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
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people: you're so quiet, like you don't talk
me: I talk, just not to you
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insert-awesome-title-here:
itsobviouslysalmon:
so i was looking through my 8th grade yearbook and its very um intresting
here is the selection of kpop stars
the people i said “good luck with that” to
the flamingo lovers??? idek
and the rest
idek like wtf
^ should i tell this girl that dr.seuss is dead or
^you gotta do somethin to be part of...
castiels-wing-s:
theheavyheartinthephonebooth:
blinkstolemyheart:
imagineharrypotter:
Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because...
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ofsherlock:
grandpa tell the story about how you sent anon hate to that bitch again
morenamagialaleontyne:
askinnyblackman:
zyrthi:
whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look
they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face
they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass
I’m so done with this website.
peanutsareforpussies:
meghai:
seize-the-ass:
a-really-funny-girl-just:
edsheewalkedd:
firstadream:
eat-sleep-procrastinate:
allwaswellindistrict12:
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to...
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iwritesinsnotfanfiction:
what if ke$ha had an evil british twin named ke£ha
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